Don't Be A "Snooty" Dog

Dear Diary...A few days ago I was told not to be a "snooty" dog...Now just what is THAT supposed to mean ???...I'm fairly certain that it wasn't a compliment...not from judging the look and tone in Debbie's voice...all I was doing was guarding what was mine...I thought for sure she was going to take my rawhide bone away from me...AGAIN...seems that she wasn't though...my mistake ... I don't get to have my rawhide bone just whenever I want it...Debbie worries that I'll eat the whole thing and I have been known to do that ...seems she was just tidying up a bit... but just what IS snooty ???  Debbie says it means proud...arrogant...conceited...superior...snobbish...showing disapproval toward others...Ok...If someone is trying to take something of MINE away from ME...then I'm guilty as charged...Proud...Superior...you bet I am !!!...I'm the WonderDog... and showing disapproval toward others...yeah...others who would take my food...or my toys...or my blanket...or my humans...or a certain cat that leaves hair and slobbers on MY STUFF..."snooty"...that's me...I see no problem here...Now for the arrogant...conceited  ...snobbish part of the definition...can you spell M A G G I E ???   Yep...perfect description of the upstairs resident in this house...just sayin...Love...Lucey the WonderDog... P S ...Sorry for the rant...she's been terrible lately...I think a flea treatment is in order for Her Majesty...if a flea would dare live on her...:(