You're Not Going To Believe This !!!

Dear Diary...You're not going to believe this...My WonderDog mind is still trying to understand how  things could be taking this turn...Last night when Debbie came in the house from work she greeted me like she always does...I ran to the door and she said "Where's my dog ?"...I love it when she says that..."Her" dog...that's nice... she then checks the house over to see if I've been a "good dog" and then I get petted and told that I'm the greatest ...but last night it was different...She asked about supper...she wanted to know where supper was...frankly I wonder that every night when she walks through the door ...but last night it realized she meant HER supper ...not mine...WHAAAAAT  ???...So now I'm expected to fix the meals around here too ???...Really ???...I'm already in charge of house patrol...I make sure that the mail man and the all delivery people are nervous about even stepping on the porch...bike riders and anyone on MY sidewalk better have good excuse for being there...and this all applies to the library too...I've taken that responsibility on without being asked...its my neighborly duty...I'm also in charge of keeping all stray plates and dishes clean and that includes pre-rinsing too...I really see no need for a dishwasher and vacuum...crumbs are my specialty...  I'm more than happy to help but Debbie frowns on this activity...Trashcans...well if they need emptied I handle that too...Dumping them out apparently isn't the best way but the can is empty just the same...I'm a great carpet and floor warmer ...and doorway blocking... its one of my greatest abilities...and in my eyes my most important job is making sure that Maggie stays in her kingdom upstairs...but in spite of all this I'm now expected to feed my humans Lucey the WonderDog   P S...I bet if the humans got a taste of that nasty diet food I'm on they might change their minds on what I'm fed and share their food with me...maybe this problem could work to my advantage...

...  I'm really hoping Deb was just having "one of those days" ... So I'll be closing now and take a little nap...after that I guess I'll have to consider sharing some of my dog food when they get home tonight...Love...Lucey the WonderDog